PRE-ORDER Calendar 2026 "Hot Mess Express"

€17,00 EUR
€17,00 EUR
SALE SOLD OUT

THIS CALENDAR IS A PRE-ORDER!! THE CALENDARS WILL BE READY TO SHIP STARTING DECEMBER 1ST!!

2026 Hot Mess Express Calendar
Welcome to 2026, where every month is another chance to pretend you’ve got your shit together! Whether you’re dodging deadlines, procrastinating like a pro or simply trying to survive this rollercoaster of life, this calendar’s got your back. 

Packed with 12 months of sarcastic and snarky humor, this calendar will keep you laughing through the shitshow. 

Happy freaking 2026!

Details:
✨Size: A4 Landscape Double Page 
✨Pages: 12 full-color monthly spreads, each with unique designs and sarcastic humor and with goals and notes to look more busy and organized 
✨Content: A mix of witty quotes and snarky commentary to keep you laughing all year long
✨Paper: High-quality, matte finish paper perfect for writing in all your chaotic plans
✨Binding: Sturdy spiral binding for easy flipping
✨Perfect For: Procrastinators, overthinkers, sarcastic souls and anyone who embraces the messiness of life
✨Great Gift Idea: Makes a fun gift for friends, coworkers, or anyone who could use a laugh while managing the daily grind

Please note that colors may vary slightly to those seen on screen.

View full details

Customer Reviews

Overall rating

Verified purchase

Fast Dispatch Time

We know you're excited to receive your stationery — we package and ship quickly, within 1–3 business days, so your order gets to you without delay.

Packages with Love

Your stationery arrives beautifully and securely packaged, ready for gifting (or keeping for yourself — we don't judge).

Speedy Responses

We aim to reply withing 24 hours. Whether it's a question, concern or a little stationery excitement — we're here for it.

Support Small, Support Art

Every order supports an independent studio — help to keep creativity, craftsmanship and slow design alive